Yes, it's really called that — and yes, it's a real plant. The Boobie Cactus (Myrtillocactus geometrizans 'Fukurokuryuzinboku') is a rare Japanese cultivar whose blue-green columns grow rounded, dimpled segments unlike anything else on your shelf.
It's as easy as it is unforgettable: lots of bright light, well-draining cactus soil, and water only when completely dry. Slow-growing and long-lived, it makes a hilarious-yet-genuinely-beautiful gift for plant lovers with a sense of humor. Available in 4" pots — guaranteed conversation starter.
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